{"product_id":"funny-keychain-for-him-or-her","title":"Funny Keychain for Him or Her","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJUST $9.99 – TODAY ONLY!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pagepilot-featuredReview\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"stars\"\u003e\n    \n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"review\"\u003e\"Made wife happy—all that matters lol.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"author\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"verified\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e David D.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💬 *I Hope Your Day Is as Nice as Your Butt* Keychain™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eFunny, Flirty \u0026amp; Thoughtful\u003c\/strong\u003e – The ultimate surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or crush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e❤️ \u003cstrong\u003eEngraved With Love (and Sass)\u003c\/strong\u003e – A cheeky message that’ll keep them smiling every time they grab their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e🔩 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Stainless Steel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Polished to perfection, it won’t tarnish, bend, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eOptional Gift Box \u0026amp; Engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e – Personalize the back or upgrade to a gift box to make it extra special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Funny keychain photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/6846\/3921\/files\/funnykeychainmockup.jpg?v=1234567890\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Make 'Em Laugh, Then Melt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003eWhether it's an anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s Day, or a just-because gift, this playful little token of love hits the mark every time. Thoughtful, durable, and downright hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💬 \"I got this for my husband and he added it to his car keys instantly. I love little gifts like that—sweet, fun, and personal.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Jane F.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⏳ Limited stock available. These sell out FAST – grab yours now before they're gone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift-Ready Packaging Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003eEach keychain arrives in a sleek velvet pouch, ready to impress. No extra wrapping needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur 100% Happiness Guarantee 💯\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003eIf you’re not totally obsessed with your order, we’ll make it right. No questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-md py-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s made from high-grade polished stainless steel — won’t rust, tarnish, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs it gift-ready?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes! It comes in a soft velvet pouch, or you can upgrade to a premium gift box for $5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan I engrave a personal message?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. You can add back engraving for $5. Make it cute, spicy, or sentimental!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat’s the delivery time?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eU.S. orders arrive in 7–16 days, and international orders in 10–20 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat if I change my mind?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo problem! We offer a 100% happiness guarantee—just contact us and we’ll fix it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Culture Crush","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46412923240621,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/7716\/9837\/files\/butt2_d403bba3-114c-466f-a076-02a2e15408fb.jpg?v=1782330706","url":"https:\/\/culturecrush.co\/products\/funny-keychain-for-him-or-her","provider":"Culture Crush","version":"1.0","type":"link"}